AISubs v3.7
I forgot to do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's eat!
It's a pretty old video,
but I said something like, "It looks really gross, but it's delicious cooking competition," right?
Well, it's a revenge for that, and it's another project,
but I thought it would be difficult to make delicious food with smelly food.
Well, smell is important for cooking.
That's right, there is a dark matter maker among us,
and the food he makes is really bad, but it still smells.
Does it smell?
And as usual, we will give Yumemaru-san 5 points for each taste and smell,
and the one with the highest total points will win the competition.
It doesn't smell like a dark matter maker, does it?
Well, if you like it, it's delicious.
It's politically impossible.
It smells like a dark matter maker, doesn't it?
Hey, you don't have to think about it.
You're trying to make delicious food with all your might, aren't you?
As usual, we will divide up into two teams,
and me and Ryo will be one team,
and one of you will be not one team.
We will divide you into three teams.
Let's start making the food.
Go!
Okay, let's call the food minister.
- Okay! - Yumemaru-kun!
Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
It's Yumemaru, whom you know every day!
Huh? It's you.
It's written on your face.
Each of you will get five points.
If you get ten points each, you will be allowed to evaluate the food.
- Yumemaru-san! - Yes!
The food we made...
is this!
- Oh! - It looks delicious!
- It's our team. - Yes, it's our team.
I actually ate it and...
pulled out what I thought was smelly from my memory.
I brought two things with me.
First of all, I'm eating a healthy meal...
with rice and seaweed.
This is smelly.
Is that so?
Does seaweed make it smell that bad?
There's one more. I went on a trip with Shimizu- kun and went to Akita.
I bought it as a souvenir. It's a seasoning called "shotsuru".
What does it come out of?
It's like a knuckle or something like that. There's a fish called "katakata" and it's made of it.
It's smelly.
It stinks.
What about you, Ryo-kun?
I like cheese, but I don't like this one.
Blue cheese.
It stinks.
So we're going to make the sauce and put it on the food.
So what we're going to make is...
Tuna pickled rice bowl.
But we want it to be delicious.
That's right. We want it to be delicious.
We're only going to taste the blue cheese sauce at the end and eat it.
Let's make it seriously.
I want it to smell good, so I want to leave it on for a long time.
It's an extra yolk.
I'll leave it on for luxury.
The rice is ready, so smell it.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
It doesn't smell if you think it's white rice.
That's right.
Lastly, make Ryo-san's smelly sauce.
Okay.
How is it?
It smells good.
I put in about half of it and made it into a pretty thick sauce.
It's like "karamaro".
Ryo-san's smelly sauce.
Oh!
How is it?
It stinks.
Oh, it stinks.
It smells like socks.
This smells bad.
We'll let it melt a little more and say it's done.
Okay.
I'm going to eat these tuna.
It looks delicious.
Oh, I wonder how it'll turn out.
Put pepper on it.
It's done.
Great.
I think you'll get a good taste.
It stinks.
That's good.
It stinks.
Okay, let's eat.
This is a Western-style tuna rice bowl.
It's definitely good!
It's not good!
It's a Western-style tuna rice bowl.
Thank you for the meal.
Smell it first and then eat it.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Is it okay?
Is it delicious?
It's not smelly, but it's fresh.
It's very spicy.
Spicy?
It's spicy!
It's not smelly and it's bad.
Oh, my God!
What?
Oh, my God!
Does that mean it's poisoned?
First of all, it smells like rotten meat.
I see.
There's a theory that Jimemaru is good at this smell.
He likes sashimi.
I see.
Please tell me the worst one.
The smelliness score is...
Well...
Two!
The deliciousness score is...
Three!
Well, it's acceptable.
Wow, that's painful.
Why did you poop here?
Or is it your real taste?
I got it for free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The smell I think is...
There was a theory that Jimemaru is good at this smell.
I'll bring it.
Yes, please.
What?
What? What?
What is it?
This is what I made!
What?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, I'm Jimemaru.
When we simply make smelly food,
we shouldn't make it smelly by seasoning it.
Is that right, Konishi?
No, it's not.
We're going to make smelly food as a scent.
Yes.
When we think about what we can make smelly food with,
we can make grilled salted fish.
Salted fish.
If we make salted fish smelly,
we can make something delicious and smelly at the same time.
Yes.
This is Tasmanian beef.
Hakata's salt.
Has it changed?
No, it's still the same.
No, it's not.
We simply make smelly food with ingredients.
Yes.
This is it.
Vinegar.
What is it?
What?
It's waffle.
I think it's strong.
It smells like vinegar.
For those of you who don't know what it is...
Well...
Salted fish...
It's amazing.
Leave it to me.
Shall we make salted fish?
Let's do it.
Salted fish is supposed to be mixed with meringue.
But if you do that, it will have a lot of water.
Let's simply mix it with vinegar.
Yes, vinegar and water.
How do you make salted fish?
You just said it.
Make salted fish with vinegar and water.
May I?
Yes.
It smells like vinegar.
Next is meat.
It may be the base flavor of meat.
It's a little dirty, but it doesn't matter because it's salted fish.
I don't know because I haven't done it much.
Meat gets softer when you hit it.
No, no, no.
It's definitely not this.
It's usually hit on the other side of the knife.
It's usually like that.
If you want to hit the meat, you can do it, but...
I don't know!
What is it?
Knife, knife, knife.
It's a camera.
Won't it change?
No, it won't.
It's this thick.
I have it, don't I?
It's a little spicy, right?
Pull and pull.
Let's do it!
Boom!
It's hard.
Then, we'll put salt on top of it.
Do you want it to smell?
Yes, I do.
Did you wash your hands?
No, I didn't.
It smells.
Is it ready?
We'll bake it for 20 minutes in the oven.
This is what I made!
What?
Yes, it is.
We'll bake it for 20 minutes in the oven.
What is this?
It's not poop, is it?
I'm not saying it's not good.
It looks good.
I'll eat it.
I'm eating meat that only tastes like salt.
What is that smell?
What did you make?
That's right.
What is it?
What you just saw is everything.
What?
When you brought it in, it smelled like furniture.
It smelled very different.
It's my first time smelling it.
I'll smell it.
The smell is...
zero.
It's meat.
It doesn't smell like meat.
The taste is...
one, two, three.
It's meat.
If you're not good at seasoning meat...
you win the poop.
All of a sudden, we've dropped our video market the lowest.
But don't worry.
We just said...
It's not going well.
I'm scared.
I'm a genius who makes stinky food.
I'm Kuselkusesu III.
I really can't cook.
I can only put it on top...
or mix it up...
or eat it.
I can only mix stinky food...
that you can buy in supermarkets...
and make it smell like meat.
This is natto.
Blue cheese.
I've heard you say I look like blue cheese.
Vinegar.
This isn't about the smell...
but about how kind you are.
Have you been kind to me?
First of all...
I'm going to use bread.
I'm going to dip the bread in vinegar.
Kuselkusesu III.
I'm going to put...
blue food coloring in here.
Kuparinko III.
I'm going to prepare a bowl.
That's right!
Food and sex are the same!
Food and sex...
*hit*
*noise*
Next, let's hit the bonito.
Well, raw fish usually smell nice and taste good.
*hit*
It's broken.
I will mix this and stir it up.
Ok!
It's done!
Which one is the good one!?
Wow!
You don't have to look like that!
It has nothing to do with my appearance!
Even if it has nothing to do with your appearance, you can't look like that.
It's stupid, isn't it? Making bread wet.
Is it bread?
It's bread.
How do you eat it?
Like this.
Let me say it like this!
Wow! A deep sea has appeared!
Wow!
It's coming!
It's not an ear!
What?
What? Why?
Why? Why?
I don't know the taste yet.
Wait a minute.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I'm in the zone!
What do you mean "in the zone"?
How does it taste like?
Does it taste like...
Is it bad?
It's not that I can't eat it, but...
Mr. Beberman, please rate it.
The smell point...
Three...
Four!
Wow!
It's coming!
The taste point...
One.
Are you going to lose?
In the end, it's poop.
Anyway...
What is this?
This time...
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped, really.
I should have done a bad smell test.
No, you can't.
Then...
It's a big win.
If we say it smells bad, it's poop.
But we're trying to get rid of it.
No, it's not.
From poop.
Messy.
No, no, no.
No, it's not.
Let's get rid of poop.
If it wasn't for poop...
It's a big win.
Even if humans try hard to make smelly things...
It can't be helped because it's poop.
That's right.
Yes.
So...
In conclusion...
Poop is amazing!